They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, “Where is my father?”
The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with “Your father is fishing in Michigan.”
The skeptical man said triumphantly, “You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years.”
“No”, replied the super computer immediately. “Your mother’s husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout.”
- clean funny jokes – Watch The Wall
- short jokes
- hilarious jokes – The Secret of Women
- Sports Jokes – Baseball Players Stay Cool
- Relationship Jokes – Not so fast!
- jokes for kids – Cat Family Joke
- clean jokes – Talking Parrot Animal Jokes
- short funny jokes
- really funny jokes – old farmers joke
- Computer Users Joke
- 10. Have you had a friend who knows all about computers. Try to fix it for you?
Yes __ No __
11. Did they make it even worse?
Yes __
12. Have you read the manual?
Yes __ No __
13. Are you sure you’ve read the manual?
Maybe __ No __
