This guy is selling three parrots. Another guy who wants to buy a parrot approaches him and asks, “How much are your parrots?”
The salesman answers, “The first one is $1,000.”
“What does he know?”
“He knows 10,000 words and 500 sentences and is able to solve mathematical expressions.”
“How about the second one?”
“The second parrot costs $5,000.”
“What does [...]
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May 5, 2008College Jokes
May 5, 2008There was a university in New England where the students operated a “bank” of term papers and other homework assignments. There were papers to suit all needs. Since it would look odd if an undistinguished student suddenly handed in a brilliant essay, there were papers for an A grade, B grade, and C grade.
One student, [...]