A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam.
“Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever.”
A smart ass guy in [...]
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Clever Teacher Jokes
May 25, 2008Cute School Jokes, College Jokes, Education Humor
May 8, 2008A math joke
Teacher: What’s 2 and 2?
Pupil: 4
Teacher: That’s good.
Pupil: Good?, that’s perfect!
A history joke
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opneder?
He had a bee in his suit of armour!
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College Jokes
May 5, 2008There was a university in New England where the students operated a “bank” of term papers and other homework assignments. There were papers to suit all needs. Since it would look odd if an undistinguished student suddenly handed in a brilliant essay, there were papers for an A grade, B grade, and C grade.
One student, [...]