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THE YOUNG BUSINESSMAN
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
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It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, “I bet I know what it is. Some flowers.” “
That’s right” the boy said, “but how did you know?”
“Oh, just a wild [...]
A man got on a bus with a banana in his ear and the busdriver said–”Hey buddy, you have a banana in your ear!”
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The man said–”Sorry, I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear!”
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All Smiles
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
“First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to
his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector”, says the Coroner.
“Second body: “Scotsman, 25, won a thousand dollars on [...]
A blonde, a brunette and a red head are sipping tea and discussing their pregnancies.
The brunette says, “My baby’s going to be a boy.” The blonde asks, “How do you know?” The brunette says, “Because when we did it, my husband was on top.”
The red head then says, “My baby’s going to be a girl.” [...]
The other night I dreamed that I had died and gone to Heaven. At the Pearly Gates I was met by Saint Peter who told me if I wanted to enter the gates of Heaven I must climb that ladder one rung at a time. On each rung I must write a sin that I [...]
A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head. The store manager, who has seen all this, thinks this is quite [...]
A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened…but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between [...]
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.
Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.
The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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This guy is selling three parrots. Another guy who wants to buy a parrot approaches him and asks, “How much are your parrots?”
The salesman answers, “The first one is $1,000.”
“What does he know?”
“He knows 10,000 words and 500 sentences and is able to solve mathematical expressions.”
“How about the second one?”
“The second parrot costs $5,000.”
“What does [...]
